HAI-POO: Bathroom Poetry for the Masses
List Price: 9.99
Available: June 2014
A melding of strict poetic form and bathroom humor: haiku for number two! HAI-POO: Bathroom Poetry for the Masses contains over 250 stanzas dedicated to our most private moments. Now, we would like to share the product of our twisted minds with witty, low-brow, slightly unstable bathroom afi cionados like yourselves. From cheap laughs to Shakesperean parody this book contains over 100 pages dedicated to things that normally only happen behind closed doors in poorly ventilated rooms. Given the amount of time we spend in the bathroom, there is remarkably scant literary consideration for the events which occur therein. We would like to change that.
Michael Rehm has been a high school English teacher and administrator for the last twelve years. In his spare time he enjoys composing Hai-poo while touring back roads on his motorcycle. Sometimes he is paid to teach your kids. He lives with his wife and two children in Arizona.
Michaela Sfreddo is a university nursing student. Despite being a filthy, potty mouth she is wickedly brilliant and might one day save your life in an emergency room trauma center. When she isn’t writing dirty poetry, she has her nose buried in Shakespeare and other cheap fiction.